After a DUI arrest, three hit-and-run accidents, and previous citation for driving with a suspended license, cops finally impounded Amanda Bynes’ car over the weekend after she was caught driving on a suspended license a second time. I’m sure you just slammed your fist down on the table in disgust, outraged that Amanda would be given so much leniency while Linday Lohan was forced to suffer so unjustly for her DUIs and multiple accidents over the last six years. Us Magazine says:

Lohan, also 26, is not pleased with Bynes or how she’s been treated for her various misdeeds.

“Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?” the Mean Girls actress (who indeed spent time behind bars for similar offenses) angrily tweeted on Sunday.

After lashing out, the Liz and Dick star added: “These are the moments that I appreciate my life experiences, living without regrets and Disney for supporting me as an actress.”

It must be hard always being a victim like Lindsay, unfairly singled out and punished excessively for minor infractions and simple moving violations. So she transported a schedule II narcotic into a police station after a DUI arrest. Big deal. And maybe she engaged police in a high-speed chase in a car she highjacked while she was drunk and high, and maybe she never bothered to fulfill the terms of her probation despite multiple extensions and allowances, and maybe she steals and lies and cheats and swindles, but I think I know a scapegoat when I see one. I’m off to petition the American Civil Liberties Union right now.

Get a peach maxidress like Lindsay’s from Miss Selfridge here. To really authenticate you Lindsay Lohan look, you might wanna drag the dress through an ashtray and use it to clean up after a circle jerk before you put it on.

In New York this weekend:

Yeeeah!