Quickies: Closer to Fine
Elizabeth Olsen in a pink wig. I’m not impressed. (Hollywood PQ)
Leonardio di Caprio is filming a drug-fueled orgy scene in his next movie. See, NOW I’m impressed. (Hollywood Rag)
Vanessa Hudgens stripping video! Except she’s not actually stripping so much as dancing around a pole in her bra and panties. Boo, you suck Vanessa Hudgens! (Celeb Jihad)
If you’re a Family Guy fan, you’re gonna be stoked about the SNL season opener. (Huffington Post)
Not all men… (Caveman Circus)
Rihanna in a pair of short shorts. (INF Daily)
How hard are Kim Kardashian’s Spanx power panties working in this picture? Give your answer in Newtons to square centimeter. Make sure and show your work. (Evil Beet)
Rita Ora is definitely smoking fashion crack. Nobody puts on that outfit unless they’re high as a kite. (Moe Jackson)
Heidi Klum and Seal’s divorce just turned ugly, and not just because Seal is involved in it. (Celebitchy)
Blake Lively is sexy on a scooter, according to recent polls. (popoholic)
This post is not for people tripping balls or those of you afraid of heights. (Ned Hardy)
Look at these pics of Candice Swanepoel in front of your girlfriend if you want her to secretly cry in the bathroom and start cutting again. (COED Magazine)
Kim Kardashian and Old Navy settle out of court because she needs more money. (Bitten & Bound)
Has this ever happened to you: I went on vacation and all I got was fucked by a dolphin. (Seriously? OMG)
